"Maybe I won't do pre-med."
"Okay...so law? Business?"
"Nah too competitive and I suck at math."
"Maybe you should go into full time ministry then."
"But people are so annoying."
"But that's why you would have a job, if people were perfect you would be out of a job."

"If you ever pop out of my closet and scare me, then the next time I'm just going to lock my closet if I find out you're in there."
"She'd be okay if you locked her in her closet. She's just go to Narnia and spend time with Prince Caspian."